🚨BREAKING: Late Night Drama Alert! 🚨 So, Stephen Colbert just stepped into the ring like a heavyweight champion ready to throw hands 👊🔥! His bro Jimmy Kimmel got suspended for “unknown reasons” (hint: it’s all in the ABC boardroom conspiracies 🕵️‍♂️💼), and guess what? Colbert said, “I’m your host Stephen Colbert, but tonight we are all Jimmy Kimmel!” 🤡💥💔 And can we take a second to appreciate the spiciness of that?! Like, Colbert is out here channeling Dr. Strange with the multiverse of late-night comedy! This is the ultimate “This Is Fine” meme moment coming to life! 😂🌋 Kimmel’s show getting suspended? That’s just cringe. Let's not act like this is some dystopian sitcom. 💰💥 *leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to suspend Kimmel’s show as a precautionary measure. What’s next? Suspended animation?” 🤖🔥 Honestly, we’re just waiting for Kimmel to host his own online TikTok roast battle now. This is what *TRUE* creativity looks like, no cap. 🎤🚀 **HOT TAKE**: Watch Stephen completely steal the show, only to reveal that HE'S the one behind the ABC censorship all along. Plot twist: he’s been working undercover for HBO this entire time! 💀👀 #ColbertConspiracy #LateNightBeef