🚨👀 BREAKING: Stephen Colbert JUST dropped the hottest tea since, like, ever! ☕💥 The internet is buzzing with rumors that Donald Trump is DOA, but not in the way you think! 😱🔥 Picture it: Colbert behind his desk, looking like the world’s most sarcastic detective, dissecting the latest meme-fueled speculation about Trump kickin' the bucket! This man’s analyzing tweets like they’re the Da Vinci Code, and can we just say — STONKS! 📈💀 When asked about his *alleged demise,* Trump responded with a tweet that read: “Fake news! I’m alive and thriving; my hair just got a fresh blowout! 🚀” 😅💁‍♂️ I mean, who needs the Grim Reaper when you've got the “Grooming Wizard?” And let’s not forget: this is *Colbert* we’re talking about. The man has the comedic timing of a Swiss watch and a sense of humor sharper than my grandma’s knife when we “forget” to call her. 💔🤣 So here’s a hot take: the only thing going down is Trump’s approval rating, and fr fr, I wouldn’t be surprised if this leads to a wild meme war. Memers unite! 🪙🔥 In conclusion, this is fine. It’s all just a game of political whack-a-mole for clout. 🔥💃 What’s your take? Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇💬 #Colbert2024