🚨💣🥊 *BREAKING: COLBERT UNLEASHES CHAOS ON EPSTEIN/TRUMP EMAILS* 💣🚨 Okay, fam! Buckle up because Stephen Colbert just took a flamethrower to the newly leaked Epstein emails like they’re last year’s phone! 📱🔥 The emails are about Trump, and honestly, this ain’t a documentary, it’s a memed-up circus 🤡🤡. *Colbert’s Reaction:* “I mean, I was expecting just another ‘Missed Connections’ from Epstein, not a full-on *How to be the Most Controversial Figure in Modern History* guidebook!” 😂💀💌 And let’s be real, Trump seeing Epstein’s emails is kinda like when your dog stumbles upon your personal TikTok account; pure chaos and confusion 🐕🌀! *In a leaked convo, a Colbert writer said:* “If these emails were any more loaded, they’d be a national treasure—just like National Treasure 3: The Quest for PR Damage Control!” 🗝️🤦‍♂️ *And for our grand finale?* 🔮🎇 If these emails get turned into a Netflix docuseries, I predict Colbert will be the face of the *Watch it Burn* movement! Stonks are about to GO 🚀📈! No cap, we’re all just here for laughs and drama, right? LET’S GOOOO! 😤🔥 #ThisIsFine #ContentCreatorsUnite #DrakePointingToAwkwardTruths