🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LATE NIGHT BATTLEFIELD 🚨💥 *Insert meme of Kimmel and Colbert laughing like besties* 😂🤝 In a plot twist that’s juicier than a TikTok food trend 🍗🍔, Stephen Colbert just BRICKED us with his reaction to Jimmy Kimmel's grand return to late-night TV! 🎤💃 The man, the myth, the legend, has declared, “CBS, please reinstate me too!” Because what’s a late-night lineup without a sprinkle of competitive chaos?! 🤡💀 *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👈🤦‍♂️ "Yo CBS, better get your act together or I might just start a late-night podcast where I review cat videos! No cap!" Yeet those stale punchlines into the void, because Colbert's ready to drop some late-night bars 🔥🎤! 💰 *Imaginary Developer Quote Alert*: "Honestly, I was just coding in my basement when I heard about Kimmel's return. Now I’m questioning all my life choices. #HelpMe" But here’s the kicker, fam: with both these titans back in the ring, we’re on the brink of a comedic Renaissance or sheer nuclear cringe 💣🧐! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourself for a crossover episode where they roast each other LIVE, and the winner gets to host Saturday Night Live! 🚀 Get ready for the chaos, fam!