🚨💰💩 BREAKING: CoinDCX just got HACKED—like, "Oops, I dropped my wallet in a black hole" level of compromised! 🚀💀 So, India's biggest crypto exchange just confirmed that some basement-dwelling hacker squad raided their internal operation account and made off with *drumroll please*—hold on to your meme coins—$44 MILLION! 😱🤑 But don’t worry, fam! Their CEO, Sumit Gupta, was all like “It’s fine, all good—customer assets are safe” while the stonks plummeted like it's Black Friday. 🥴📉 Imagine telling your grandma about all this: "No, grandma, I swear it’s just like getting your lunch money stolen... but from the internet!” 🤷‍♂️😂 In an exclusive “leaked” convo, Gupta was seen saying, “At least it wasn’t the entire bag. I’ve seen worse. Have you ever tried to read the latest SEC filing?” 🤖💀 Here’s the real tea: crypto exchanges are like that one friend who always promises they’ll pay you back, but then they ghost you for weeks. 😬💸 🌌 Prediction time! By 2025, we’re all just trading NFTs of cat memes, while CoinDCX releases a “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” game where you simply dodge hackers and pray for customer trust! 😤🔥 #CryptoChaos #NotFinancialAdvice