🚨BREAKING NOOSE: Coinbase is about to go DEEP into the meme economy by launching a prediction market with Kalshi!! 💸💥 Yes, you read that right. Now you can bet on everything from the next presidential potato to whether the moon landing was staged (pro tip: it wasn't, but you do you, fam). 🥔🌕 👀💰 So what's the deal? Coinbase is basically saying, "Yo, forget just HODLing your crypto! Why not GAMBLE on politics and sports like it's the Super Bowl meets a Battle Royale?" 🤡🔥 Imagine you could’ve bet against the entire 2020 election happening and then just told your friends in a Drake meme: "I’m not interested." 🤷‍♂️➡️❤️‍🔥 Talk about a win-win! Leaked Developer Quote 🚨: "We’re just one short step away from launching ‘Coinbase Vegas’ – bets so wild, you’ll ask yourself, ‘Is this crypto or just 2024?’” *cue the galaxy brain meme here* 🤯👾 But wait, there’s more: Is Coinbase morphing into the next sketchy sports betting app? 🤔 They wanna be the bookie of the blockchain, and let’s be real…that sounds cringe AF. 🤮💀 Final hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be betting on whether Elon Musk's next tweet will launch a crypto to the moon or just seethe in confusion. 🚀📉 #CoinbaseChaos #PredictionMarketMadness