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"Coinbase snitches for the feds ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ, Tether like '๐Ÿ”ฅ we donโ€™t need that! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ' ๐Ÿ’ต #CryptoDrama #ScamAlert"

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“ˆ *BREAKING NEWS* as boring as a Windows update! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ You ever heard of that *"Coinbase helps catch the bad guys"* narrative? Well, strap in, fam! ๐ŸŽข Coinbase just flexed HARDER than your cousin trying to explain blockchain at Thanksgiving dinner! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ’€ Theyโ€™re claiming they played a โ€œKEY ROLEโ€ (like, MVP status, fr fr) in the US Secret Service making it rainโ€ฆ $225 MILLION! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ต Thatโ€™s right, the biggest crypto seizure in history! But wait, whatโ€™s that? Tether just out here burning $225 million in frozen USDT like itโ€™s a bad Tinder date? ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€œSwipe left on that scam moneyโ€ โ€“ I guess thatโ€™s their vibe! But did you know that stonks are about to go WAY UP? ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿค‘ Or nah? *Insert Drake pointing meme* In an exclusive leak (totally legit), an imaginary Coinbase dev was overheard saying, โ€œWe didnโ€™t just seize crypto, we went on a scavenger hunt for the scummiest scammers! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ชโ€ Meanwhile, Tether's feeling like "This is fine" while the crypto world goes full-on *galaxy brain* mode. ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒŒ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT TAKE: Brace yourselves, folks! The "real" crypto cops are gonna drop their own NFT collection to commemorate this seizure. 100% copium, no cap! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

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#Coinbase#crypto scams#USDT#cryptocurrency#blockchain
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