🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS FROM COINBASE: TIME TRAVEL ACTIVATED! 🚀✨ Yo fam, remember when ICOs were the New Shiny™ back in 2017 and 2018? 🦖 Well, grab your crystal balls because Coinbase is bringin’ that fire back 🔥—like a boomerang that just went to the gym and got jacked! 💪💥 So, hold onto your keyboards because Coinbase is launching a platform where YOU can buy digital tokens before they hit the exchange! 🤑💸 That’s right, folks—it's like the Wish version of stock buying but for crypto! 💀💀💀 Imagine your bank rollercoaster ride with crypto prices before they buckle in for the ride 🤡. "OMG, my coins went to the moon!" or "This is fine" 💀🔥. Some bro at Coinbase probably said, "Hey, let's let regular peasants invest before we make it rain on institutional investors." Oh, the audacity! 🤖💪 This new platform will debut with Monad, which sounds like a yoga pose or a new tech disease 💻🤢. Hot take: This is either gonna be *stonks* all day or *cope* hard when everyone's wallets get wrecked. 😬 Your crypto is probably going to Mars 🚀 or straight into the digital dumpster fire 🔥. Are you here for it? Y’all better buckle up! 💥 Share, like, subscribe, and prepare to exit the chat if you can’t handle the volatility! 💥💰💀