🚀💥**BREAKING NEWS: Coinbase Goes Full Texas Mode!**💥🚀 So check it out, fam! Coinbase is packing its bags and trading Delaware’s questionable vibes for Texas-sized unpredictability! 🤠💰 I guess they realized that Delaware was like that one friend who promises a chill night but always ends up in chaos. Like, “This is fine” 🥴🔥 Coinbase's Chief Legal Officer, Paul Grewal, probably sat down one day, sipped some sweet tea, and went, “Guys, we need to be more *stonks* and less *cringe*, let's skedaddle to Texas.” 🤡💀💸 Imagine the boardroom scene: **Dev 1:** “Should we really leave Delaware?” **Dev 2:** “Texas has BBQ, bro. BRB, packing.” Now they can brag about being the *first* crypto exchange that runs on BBQ sauce and good vibes! But watch out, Texans! One day, your cows are moo-ing, and the next, you’ve got Bitcoin mining rigs in your backyard! 🐄💩 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2025, Coinbase will release a new line of BBQ-flavored NFTs and declare them the “Tastiest Token” on the blockchain! 🌮🤯 Buckle up, tech world! 🤖🔥 #TexasHodl #CryptoBarbecue