🚨💰BREAKING: Coinbase CEO goes FULL SEND on crypto for the masses! 😂💎💸 So like, *Brian Armstrong* just dropped the wildest hot take since the last time Elon tweeted 😵‍💫. He’s out here claiming they’re “working on it” – which translates to: “I’ve got a billion-dollar baby dream that only exists in my mind while I sip overpriced coffee.” ☕️💤 #AmbitionGoals But fr fr, this is some NEXT LEVEL “HODL” cringe. Like, imagine if every human on Earth had a wallet 🤖 – you know what that means? Dogecoin levels of chaos unleashed on the world! 🚀💣 “Leaked developer quote” alert: *“We’re just a few bug fixes away from *actualizing* the 1 billion crypto users… or you know, pushing updates in the middle of the night while everyone is having a midnight snack.” 🍕🔧* And hey, can we PLEASE talk about the irony of wanting crypto to be mainstream while simultaneously forgetting the last eight hacks and crashes? **Crypto bros, please cope**. Seethe harder. 💥HOT TAKE💥: Within the next five years, Brian Armstrong will personally train 12 squirrels to trade crypto. You heard it here first! Stonks go brrrr! 🐿️📈 #BlameTheSquirrels Share this with your crypto friends or whoever needs a laugh, because this is basically how it feels to “work on it!” 💀🔥