🚨💡BREAKING: COI Energy is here to save your electric bill and your sanity. 🙌 So, you know how corporations are “giving” money to utility companies like they're funding their next failed startup? Well, COI Energy flips the script faster than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃✨ Introducing their new patented platform that’s basically the Uber for unused electricity. Yeah, they’re letting businesses sell that sweet, sweet surplus ⚡️—like it’s the latest pair of Yeezys on StockX! Would-be energy moguls are already calling it “the stonks of electrical waste.” 📈 Okay, but let’s be real—can we talk about how this could lead to some mad-cap energy trading drama? 🤡 "Hey bro, you need a juice boost? I got 10M kWh chillin’ here!" 💰 Leaked developer quote: "We were tired of seeing businesses waste power like they’re tossing gold into a black hole. Bro, that’s CRINGE! 😤" But hold up—let's get chaotic: by 2026, we might see companies trading electricity like Pokémon cards. Imagine a corporate "circuit breaker” tournament! 💀🔥 Get ready, fam, ‘cause we’re about to witness the great electricity stock market crash of '27! ⚡️🚀