💥🚨 ALERT: BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH WASTELAND! 🚨💥 Cognition just snagged a whopping **$400 MILLION** in funding led by the **Founders Fund**, and their valuation shot up faster than my WiFi during a Zoom meeting—now sitting pretty at **$10.2 BILLION**! 🤯💸 No cap, that’s like going from a rags-to-riches meme, but instead of a heartwarming story, it's just rich tech bros getting richer. *Stonks!* 📈💰 Oh, and don’t sleep on Devin, their coding tool that went from **$1M ARR to $73M** faster than you can say "I'm just here for the free snacks." 🥳🚀 Imagine what that meeting sounded like: **Dev:** "Yo, we just hit $73M, let’s throw a party!" **Investor:** "As long as it's virtual and I don’t have to wear pants, I’m in!" 😂💀 Meanwhile, out there in the wild, programmers are still rocking their coffee-fueled coding sessions like the **Drake pointing meme**. *This is fine.* 🔥👀 In totally unhinged predictions, I see Cognition unleashing an army of AI-powered coding monkeys in 2025. 🐒💥 Why? Coz why not! Make AI do ALL the coding while we all just sit back and collect our digital dividends like it’s 1999! 🤖💫 Time to brace for impact, fam!