🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS! Cognition just dropped SWE-1.5, the future of coding models, like the ultimate flex we didn’t ask for! 🤡💻 So these nerds teamed up with Cerebras and claim SWE-1.5 is flying at speeds *THIRTEEN times faster* than Claude Sonnet 4.5. Yeah, that’s right, even your grandma's WiFi might struggle to keep up with this coding rocket ship! 🚀💨 Developer Quote: “We just fed the model WAY too much Red Bull and it started typing like it was on a caffeine high!” - Unnamed Cognition Developer 💀😵‍💫 This is giving me “This is fine” vibes while my code is bursting into flames 🔥 and only the chosen ones with SWE-1.5 will be able to save us. Stonks gonna go *UP* like your logical thinking after one too many caffeine hits. 📈💰 But who’s gonna cope when they realize they can’t afford the licensing fees? Drake is looking at you when you try to code without this upgrade: 👈👉 *“Nah, we have such better options now, fam.”* Get ready for your coding life to go from 0 to 💯 in seconds, but here’s my hot take: SWE-1.5 is just the beginning. In 5 years, we’ll just be telling our code to “do the thing” and it’ll invent a new programming language for us. Brace yourselves! 🤖💥🤪 #MemeTech 🍕✨