🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 PULL OUT THE MEMES, FOLKS! Cognition just went full "Stonks" mode by snagging Windsurf like it’s a clearance sale on overpriced avocado toast! 🥑🛍️ In a world where AI is either your best friend or the reason for your existential crisis, Cognition—yes, the brainiacs behind your favorite code-writing buddy, Devin—has slapped a shiny new acquisition on the table. 🎉💻 They’ve just signed a deal that screams "I'm not broke, I'm just building a tech mega empire!" 💰💥 But hold up! Just a few days ago, Google pulled a power move and whisked away Windsurf's *CEO* and co-founders like they were the last cookies in the jar. 🍪😱 In a $2.4 billion deal that definitely got some investors all *Drake meme* vibes: “You’re my best bet” ➡️ “Nah, I’m good, fam.” 😤 Leaked convo from a developer: “Bro, we just lost our brain trust to Google!” “It's fine, we’ll just code harder.” “Or we could just let Devin code itself!” 😂🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, all coding will be done by AI, and humans will just sit around ranking meme templates. 🤯 So grab your popcorn 🍿, because we’re entering the era of the cyborg meme overlords! 🤖🔮 #CodeMeetsChaos #TechIsWild #MemeFiat