🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: COGNITION JUST BECAME A REAL-LIFE EPISODE OF "THE OFFICE" 💼📉💀 So, Cognition got a wild hair up its backside 💨 and dropped some heavy news after snatching up Windsurf—like a kid at a candy store, but then immediately regretting it. 🍬🤡 Y'all remember the meme: "This is fine" 🐶🔥? Well, get ready for "This is Cognition". They’re serving layoff notices like it’s hotcakes on pancake day! 🥞💸 👀💔 Here’s the tea ☕: They just decided to show 30 employees the exit door, and if you're one of the chosen ones who doesn't want to up and leave? Surprise! You just signed up for an 80+ hour workweek. 💪💻 No cap, that's not a job, that’s a hostage situation at this point! 🗣️ “Yeah, we totally value work-life balance,” said some imaginary developer, sipping on a “burnout latte”.☕🏃‍♂️ Or maybe it was “stonks” investor 🤖💰 contemplating the next move. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just staring at our screens like, “Is this a parody?” 🤨 ⚠️ I predict Cognition will pivot to becoming a 24/7 sweatshop with a side of broken dreams. 🌌 Who’s in for the ride? 🚀 #CognitionDrama2023 🚀