🚨☕️🔥 *BREAKING: Experts Say Coffee Might Not Be Your BFF in the Heatwave! But Are They Just Hatin'?* 🔥☕️🚨 So, listen up, fam! If you're sippin' that hot cup of joe while the sun's out here roasting us like marshmallows on a campfire, experts are saying you might wanna reconsider that life choice. You might think, "Nah, this is fine," while the universe is saying 🤡 "It's actually NOT fine!" 💀💦 I hit up three dietitians (yes, I paid them in coffee beans) to get the caffeinated tea on whether caffeine is a hydration vampire 🧛‍♂️ or just a sad vasoconstrictor 🦸‍♂️. Spoiler alert: it's like that friend who says they’re “down to hang” but never shows up. “Caffeine can dehydrate you, but so can hanging out with people who don't tip,” one of the dietitians allegedly said while sipping on a healthy kale smoothie. So, yeah, if you’re trying to vibe while the thermometer reads “nuclear,” maybe grab a cold brew or just a bottle of water. 💧 💥**Hot Take Alert:** If coffee and summer had a baby, it’d be iced coffee... and yeah, it's still gonna be a lil bit basic but at least it's not trying to ruin your hydration game! Fr fr, catch YOU in the iced aisle! 🚀🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #GalacticBrain 🌌✨ Share this with your fellow caffeine addicts because hydration is the new glow-up! 💅💦