🎮💣 Y’all, put down your avocado toast and get ready to SIMULTANEOUSLY hit the “preorder” button AND throw your wallet into the sun 🌞💸 because CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 7 is dropping like it’s hotter than an AirPods case left in a car! 🚗🔥 First of all, IT’S BACK TO BACK BLACK OPS, baby! 🖤🖤 It's like the Fast & Furious franchise, but for gamers who can’t tell a real gun from their mom’s kitchen utensils! 🔫🍴 Treyarch and Raven Software knew they had to bless us with this double whammy; they’re like, “Why stop with 6 when you can hit ‘em with 7 like it’s a flurry of cheap microtransactions?!” 💰😤 I can already hear the developers plotting: "What if we made the endgame require 2 million hours of grinding to unlock a character that looks like your cousin’s weird friend?!" 🤔💀 And let’s not forget—the multiplayer is just gonna be a bunch of 12-year-olds calling you “trash” while they drop a 360 no-scope like it’s 2012! 🤙🎯 *THE STONKS RISE* 📈 📅 So mark your calendars, because this is FINALLY gonna be the game that makes you question your life choices and still buy the $99 season pass for 5 more skins that look identical. 🦸‍♂️ Hot take: I predict this one’s gonna be so good, we’ll be signing up for therapy sessions labeled “COD: Addiction Recovery” by next year.🔥💔💥🤡 #ThisIsFine #Seethe