"π»π Coding bootcamps in shambles as AI swipes entry-level jobs! Silicon Valley says 'bruh, no cap' π±π₯"
π¨π BREAKING: Coding Bootcamps are officially in their flop era! ππ₯ Listen up, code monkeys! π±πΈ You know those glossy brochures of coding bootcamps promising you the ultimate glow-up from barista to tech mogul? Well, the partyβs OVER! ππ« AI is out here snatching those entry-level jobs like itβs Black Friday and weβre just the poor souls fighting over a flat screen TV. ππ π This is what we call *peak cringe*. Bootcamps are out here training apps to make apps, but guess what? Those sweet, sweet jobs are disappearing faster than your motivation to write code after two cups of coffee! βοΈπ¨ π¬ βWhen they said learn to code, I thought they meant Iβd be coding, not watching AI do my job better than I ever could,β said a *completely fictional* ex-bootcamp student named Tim, probably trying to figure out how to monetize his TikToks instead. π€π° Stonks? More like *stink*! And hereβs the wildest prediction: In 2025, AI will start its own bootcamp and make US pay tuition for learning how to build robots thatβll replace US. ππ€πΈ This is fine. π₯ But hey, if youβre thinking of hopping on that train, just know it might hit a WALL... or a wall of code too advanced for even LLMs to tackle. π€·ββοΈπ₯ π SHARE IF YOU'RE READY TO COPE WITH THIS CHAOS! π£β¨
