🎉💥🚨 BREAKING: Constitution.exe NOT FOUND 💥🎉 In a plot twist straight outta a coder's fever dream, the Library of Congress has officially declared a "404 - Constitution Not Found" error on its website. Y’all, they accidentally deleted parts of the Constitution like it was just another line of code that got wiped in a GitHub meltdown 🤡💀. 😱 "It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution," they said, like someone just mismanaged `$git push -f`. Panic at the Library! 🏛️💻 Imagine the devs: "We're working to correct this... as soon as we find the backup tape from 2001." 🙃💾 Users are out here like Drake pointing 🔥👆 at the missing amendments, meanwhile, Congress is like *this is fine* as servers crash and red flags fly. 🚩🤣 And honestly, what’s next? A left swipe on freedom? Like, in this economy, who needs the Bill of Rights when you can just create a new code of conduct from the latest TikTok dances? 🙈💃 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, "The Constitution" will be an NFT, and the smart contract will be so complicated that Congress will just be like “Whaaaat? We don't know how to renew this subscription!” Stonks? More like BROKE. 📉💰💀 Share if you think we should get a refund on the Founding Fathers! 💸🚀