🚀💸 STOP THE PRESS! We might have just found the holy grail of cringe-worthy startup names: CodeRabbit. 🐰💻 I mean, can we talk about how this sounds like a rejected character from a children's book? “What’s that, kids? CodeRabbit is here to hop over your bugs!” 🤡 But hold up, fam! They just bagged a WHOPPING $60M in Series B—led by Scale Venture Partners (is that a new fitness app? 💪😅). Now they’re strutting around with a shiny $550M valuation like it’s 2019 all over again. “Look at us, we make $15M+ in ARR.” Stonks? More like stonks with ears! 📈👂 So let's break it down: CodeRabbit is basically that one friend who only shows up to game night with a six-pack but drinks all your soda. Like Harjot Gill, the guy behind this hare-brained scheme, thinks we’re gonna pay to listen to an AI nitpick our code. Are we coo-coo for CodeRabbit? ☕️💀 Leaked developer quote: “I mean, if they weren't on my screen, I’d be reviewing cat memes instead. 🤷‍♂️” My hot take? In 5 years, we'll all be using AI to write our Tinder bios while CodeRabbit goes extinct like Blockbuster. ✌️🔥 Don't @ me!