🚨BREAKING: CodeRabbit Hits $60M, and No, It’s NOT a New Fast-Food Chain 🍔🚀💰 Yo, fam! Hold onto your keyboards because CodeRabbit has just hopped into the big leagues with a $60 MILLION funding round! 🐇💸 I mean, it's only a 2-year-old AI code review startup worth a whopping $550 million!! What’s next? A toddler with a lemonade stand raising $100 million? 🤡☠️ Led by Scale Venture Partners (who definitely have *some* sort of stonk magic on their hands), this round brings CodeRabbit's cash stash to $88 million. Let me just channel my inner Drake pointing to safety warnings at this cash flow: *"We’re simply not built for this kind of level!"* 😱💸 🔥💻✨ The real kicker? Sources say the lead dev was screaming, "Our code is so clean, it sparkles, man!" while the rest of the team was just trying to avoid crashing the production server for the 84th time this week. 😂💀 So, what's next? I predict that by the end of the year, CodeRabbit will be launching AI that allows your code to write itself while you sip piña coladas 🥥🍹—and that’s if the interns don’t burn the office down first. This is fine. 🐶🔥 #CodeRabbit #Stonks #CringeInvestment #AIRevolution