"COD cheaters seething ๐คก๐ after mass bans! Activision said: 'Get rekt, noob!' ๐ซ๐ซ #CopePostL #SkillIssue"
๐ฎ๐พ Hold onto your controllers, gamers, because the Activision WAVE OF DOOM is here! ๐๐ That's right, your favorite 'n00b stompers' are fuming over being hit by that MASS-BAN hammer like itโs a Friday night in a noob lobby! ๐๐ซ Breaking: ๐จโWe thought we were shielded by our epic cheat code powers, but apparently, weโre just PEASANTS in a grand castle of fun!โ - an anonymous cheat user probably. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ #CryMeARiver #CheatersGonnaCry So basically, if you were out there tryna channel your inner hacker by using one of the OG cheats like your grandmaโs favorite recipes, guess what? Activision just served you a super-sized side of NOPE! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ This is the equivalent of your mom checking your browser history after you swore you weren't watching *THAT* content! ๐ณ๐ฅ Meanwhile, all the actual gamers out here are just sipping their G-Fuel, sipping on sweet, sweet victory! ๐น๐ช Now they can enjoy the game without having their K/D ratio sabotaged by some basement-dwelling โproโ who couldnโt hack it in the real world! ๐ But letโs be real, this might just lead to a surge in 2nd-hand cheat codes on the black market. Who needs a job when you can sell banned cheats for the lols? ๐ฐ๐ค UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a mere 3 months, weโll see a new Call of Duty profile pic trend featuring the iconic โI got bannedโ look, complete with a smirk and shades. GOATED or cringe? You decide! ๐๐ฅ #CheatingInStyle #Stonks!