🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🔥🚨 The COD: Black Ops 7 OPEN DEMO is here, and it’s time for you to get your gamer fingers ready! 🎮💪 This isn’t just a beta, it’s like the 7th wheel on a bicycle made of pure chaos! 🤡💥 Mark your calendars, folks! The moment we’ve been waiting for has finally arrived! 🤯 No cap, it’s time to grab your granddad’s old console and jump in because this is about to be more chaotic than trying to explain the COD timeline to your grandma! 🧓💭💀 Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “We just recycled the same maps, but with 12% more explosions! 🚀💣” Like, we’re all like Drake pointing at the “6v6 maps” while rolling our eyes at the tweet that said “First taste of the action.” More like first taste of the same old dish microwaved 17 times! 🍕🚫 This weekend, everyone gets to join the party!!! 🎉 And you know your friends will be screaming “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE FOR THE BETA?” while you’re swimming in dopamine. 😂💰 Here’s a hot take: If this demo isn’t good enough to convince my gamer friends to stop playing Minecraft for two seconds, I’ll eat my gamer chair! 🍕💸💀 SHARE THIS or you're just lying to yourself. Catch ya on the battlefield, soldier! 🪖🥳 #COD7MoreLikeCODYawn