🎮💀💣 BREAKING: CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 7 BETA IS HERE AND WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO THROW OUR $$$ AT IT!!! 💰🚀🔥 Okay, fam, gather ‘round because this isn’t just any beta; it’s the BLACK OPS 7 BETA—yeah, you heard that right! Call of Duty just popped out another installment like it’s doing a 100-meter sprint through our wallets! 🏃‍♂️💸 So, here’s the tea ☕: if you wanna jump into the madness, you gotta have that sweet, sweet Game Pass subscription. But wait—there’s MORE! You also gotta preorder it like it's last season's trendy sneaker drop. Can you say "capitalism, but make it cringe"? 🤡💀 🔍 *Leaked Conversation Alert* 🔍 Dev #1: “So, we gonna drop another COD with 3% more graphics and 50% more microtransactions?” Dev #2: “Bro, just slap a 7 on it and call it a DAY. They’ll PAY for it!” 💀😂 Drake is pointing away from boredom and straight into the chaotic battlefield now. This is fine. Meanwhile, the *stonks* are just going 📈 NO CAP! 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: This game will be so full of glitches, by the end of the beta, players will just be launching themselves into space for fun.🚀💫 Hold on to your controllers, because we’re going straight to the moon! 🌕 Drop that preorder, grab your squad, and let’s go full galaxy brain on this chaos! 🧠💥 #CallOfMoney 🤑💸