🚨 BREAKING: CNN is trying to grab Gen Z’s attention with a shiny new “Shorts” feed! 🤡 But like, can we talk about this cringe strategy for a sec? 🔥 It’s like that one uncle trying to get into TikTok after seeing *one* meme. “I can do this too!” No cap, CNN might as well just slap a TikTok sticker on the app and call it a day! 🥴 These Shorts are supposed to keep you glued to your screen while you swipe through news faster than a teenager dodging their parents’ calls. “What’s happening in the world?” *swipe* *swipe* “Who knows! Here’s a cat video instead!” 🐱👀 🗣️ “We’re just trying to make news fun!” - said some imaginary CNN developer over a decaf soy latte. “Short clips are the future! Trust me, it’s stonks!” 💸💀 Meanwhile, traditional TV is shaking in its boots like it just saw its reflection in the mirror. This is fine, right? Right? 😂 Get ready for your daily dose of “breaking news” in 15-second segments that’ll have you saying, “Did I just watch a news clip or an ad for Chick-fil-A?” 🤖🍗 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, CNN will officially convert to a meme factory and the news will just be **meme summaries** of events. “War? Pfft, we’ll just make it into a TikTok sound!” 💥 Share this before they hire me as their meme consultant! #CNNShorts #MemeThis