📺💔👋BREAKING: CNN Max Is DUMPING HBO Max Like an Ex During Cuffing Season! 💔📺 Yo, HBO Max fam! If you thought you could binge-watch your news with a side of drama, think again! 👀💣 Starting November 17, your CNN live news stream is ghosting you faster than your last Tinder date. Why, you ask? Because CNN’s launching a shiny new streaming service! 🚀✨ And lemme tell ya, CNN's Alex MacCallum just dropped the most “I’m a corporate robot” quote ever: “We learned from HBO Max's large base of subscribers what people want.” 🙄💼 Yeah, buddy, and what people WANT is for you to stop meddling with our happy streaming lives! This is like the “Drake pointing” meme, where he’s like “No CNN on HBO Max” but then he’s vibing with “New CNN streaming” - cringe, right? 😩🔥 But wait, there’s more! The news feed didn’t just benefit CNN; it’s like they fed off your eyeballs and now they're ready for round two! 💰👁️ So, mark your calendars, fam—CNN’s going full separation mode, like a toddler with a sippy cup in a candy store. 🍭💦 Here’s the HOT TAKE: On November 18, CNN’s new streaming service will crash harder than your WiFi during a Zoom call! 📉💀 Who’s ready for the next explosion of corporate chaos? 🔥💀 #CNN #HBOmax #ThisIsFine #Stonks #MemeLife