🔥🎉 Wake up, sleepyheads! CNET just released the most essential pillow ratings EVER, and I’m here to *make it lit* 🔥💤. Forget your boring adult responsibilities—let’s talk about snuggly clouds of fluff! ☁️💤 So CNET rounded up a whole squad of “sleep experts” (who probably dream of being influencers) and tested 35 pillows—🥱 yawn! They didn’t just hit the snooze button, they built a whole empire of fluff! 💰✨ Here's the ranking: 1. **Back Sleeper’s Bestie**: Stonks going through the roof on this one, I’m talking memory foam that remembers your secrets! 🤖💔 2. **Side Sleeper’s Champion**: This one’s so good, even Drake would point and be like “I’m very into this” 👁️👁️ 3. **Stomach Sleeper's Favorite**: Cause we all know you’re living your best life if you’re face-down in a pillow. 🤡💀 (Totally normal behavior, right?) *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We wanted to ensure that every pillow is 100% capable of cradling your dreams... and the crippling dread of adulthood.” 🤯 Anyway, here’s the REAL hot take: By 2025, pillows will have AI enabling them to judge your dreams, and every bad dream will come with a subscription fee. So, good luck paying for your trauma, fam! 🤪💸 #SheeplePillowRevolution 🚀🌌