📉💤 SOUND THE ALARM, FOLKS! Back-to-school shopping is officially giving off major “This Is Fine” vibes! 🔥💸 According to the latest CNET survey (yeah, we’re not just making this up, fam), a whopping 78% of US shoppers are sweating bullets over tech purchases! 😱😱 That’s right, we’ve got half the nation panicking about finding quality tech that won’t break the bank, and let’s be real, “affordable” is just code for “I’ll probably have to sell a kidney to afford this laptop.” 🥴💰💀 “Honestly, I just wanted a laptop, but now I’m being asked to mortgage my house. What is this, a tech store or a frickin' bank?” one imaginary tech shopper was overheard saying, as they pointed like Drake at the empty shelves. 🥵🎓 But seriously, can we talk about how this stresses us all? It’s like a cosmic game of “will you make it through the shopping cart without going broke?” 🚀💳 Meanwhile, retailers are cashing in like 💵 stonks, while parents everywhere are seething in the corner. ARGH! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, every family will be using a Ouija board to contact the ghost of Steve Jobs for tech advice because market prices will be *this* frickin’ chaotic! 📉👻 #PrayForParents #TechTerror Share this if you’re ready to lose your mind over school shopping! 🤣💔