🚨💥 **BREAKING: NOTHING is Becoming SOMETHING!** 💥🚨 Hold up, tech fam! 📢 Did you hear? Nothing (yes, that’s the real name, not a meme) is BENCHING its budget brand CMF and giving it the full-on "You’re going to college!" treatment—yep, it’s becoming its own company! 🎓💸 Carl Pei, the CEO and reigning champion of “Tech Twitter’s most chaotic” 😤✨, dropped this bomb on X and boy, the stonks must be soaring like a cat meme on caffeine! 🚀🥴 He’s looking to set up CMF in India like some kinda global tech guru. “Building it from India, to the world,” Pei said, probably while wearing a blindfold and throwing darts at a map. 🎯🗺️ Sources say Pei had a chat with Optiemus, a local manufacturer, where he probably yelled “This is fine!” while holding a flaming laptop. 🔥💻💀 You know the vibes. 🤖💬 “It’s just like releasing a second album, but EVERYONE likes this one,” one dev (probably, like, 'foreal') said. In the end, NO CAP—get ready for CMF to drop gadgets that are so budget-friendly, they might just be discounts for your life choices. 🤡🔥 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, CMF will launch a smartphone that doubles as a frisbee. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🌌👽