🚨🚨 ATTENTION, TECH GEEKS AND GYM JUNKIES! 🚨🚨 Brace yourselves because **CMF by Nothing** just dropped the **Watch 3 Pro**, and it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of your wrist! ⌚️💥 Say goodbye to boring fitness watches that only track your cat naps, and say hello to AI-powered fitness features that’ll have you sprinting like you’re late to your Zoom meeting! 🏃‍♂️💨 This watch has more sports modes than a TikTok influencer has skincare routines! 💅🔥 It’s basically like having a motivational coach 🤖 on your wrist that’s more reliable than your friend who ghosted but still wants to borrow your Netflix 🤡💀. And let’s talk about health monitoring. You’ll know your heart rate during a workout AND when you realize you forgot to hit "save" on your 2-hour coding project... 🤦‍♂️💔. No cap, if this thing can’t tell when I’m in a “this is fine” mental breakdown, I’m throwing it into the nearest pool. 💦🤣 *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to make wearing a watch feel less like a fashion statement and more like an unshakeable commitment to running from your responsibilities.” — *The Early-Morning-Never-Gonna-Happen Team* So here’s the unhinged prediction: 💣 In five years, your Watch 3 Pro will not only track your fitness but also your existential dread. Can’t wait for it to start recommending therapy! 🤯💸 #WristGameStrong #NothingToSeeHere #ImaRunFromLife 🚀