🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS in the Land of Overpriced Ad Agencies 🚀💰!! So like, the UK CMA just gave the green light for Omnicom to scoop up Interpublic for a whopping **$13 BILLION**💸💸!!! That's more than my entire life savings and a lifetime supply of instant ramen – no cap!! 🍜💀 Y'all remember when they paused this relationship? Like a bad Tinder date that was all, "Is this gonna get too competitive? 🤨" But then they were like, *nah fam*, go ahead and swipe right! 💔➡️💖 And just two days later, the FTC was like “Sure, whatever. It’s not like we’re running a monopoly or anything… This is fine.🔥” Imagine the team meetings: **Omnicom Developer 1:** “So, are we just going to create a monopoly?” **Omnicom Developer 2:** “Fr fr. Competition? Never heard of her.” Meanwhile, the **Stonks** meme is just vibin' in the background, waiting for this deal to either crash and burn or become a legendary saga💀🔥. PREDICTION TIME: Within a year, Omnicom will merge with Netflix to create "OmniFlix - Ads You Didn't Want But Can't Escape!" Seriously, you heard it here first! 🎬🤖💥 #Adpocalypse2024