"Cluely's ARR went from 0 to 7M faster than my WiFi in a blackout ๐๐ธ Watch out, competitors, it's about to get spicy! ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐จ: Cluely just pulled a *mid-2000s meme* on us and DOUBLED its ARR to a cool $7M in just 7 days! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Founder Roy Lee must have stolen the *stonks* meme and sprinkled some of that Silicon Valley magic on it. โจ๐ So whatโs this business sorcery? Cluelyโs cooking up some *A.I. witchcraft* that analyzes your online convos, drops real-time notes like itโs hot ๐ฅ, and magically serves up questions you didnโt even know you needed! Itโs like having a ghostwriter for your Zoom calls. ๐ป๐ป *Thatโs* wild, right? But hold upโฆ Roy Lee is sweating bullets because while he's sipping that *$7M* victory drink ๐น, the rivals are charging in like "The Avengers" for a sequel nobody wanted. ๐ค๐ฅ โI guess the startup hustle is like *this is fine* ๐ถ while the rivals are literally throwing shade,โ Roy was overheard saying as panic buttons were pressed. So whatโs next? Alien collaborations?! ๐คฏ๐ซ I predict in 2024 weโll have a fully sentient AI *that can tell you how to dress based on your meetingโs vibe* โ no cap! ๐๐ฎ Share this if you think *Cluelyโs* got the moves to dodge the haters! Or if you think theyโll just end up like a *this is fine* meme with emotional support dogs. ๐๐ถ *Let's go*!!!