🚨💥 BREAKING: Cloudflare’s Latest Outage? Not a Cyber Attack, Just a Case of #OopsMyBad 😱🛠️ In a plot twist so wild it’s practically a Netflix drama, Cloudflare’s CEO Matthew Prince just dropped THE tea ☕️🧐. Turns out their massive internet apocalypse wasn't some supervillain’s DDoS attack but... wait for it... a database permissions oopsie! 🤡💾🔥 "Not malicious at all, just our bad!" said Prince in a leaked convo that definitely didn't happen, but just imagine: 🤔💬 **Ghost buster**: "Dude, have you tried turning it off and on again?" **Cloudflare Engineer**: "You mean the internet? Is that even allowed?" 😶💻💥 Holy stonks! 📉💰 I’m not saying Cloudflare is the embodiment of "this is fine" 🐶🔥, but I mean, if only their bots were as smart as their marketing! 🤖💩 And y’all thought AI was gonna ruin everything? Nah, it’s the database permissions we gotta worry about. 🤯🚀 This is literally a “keep calm and carry on” moment gone wrong. **Prediction:** In 2024, Cloudflare will drop a meme coin called “FlareCoin” as a refund for their outage. 🚀💸 Based? Cringe? You decide! 😎💥