🌩️🔥 *BREAKING: Cloudflare just gave the internet a mental breakdown! The future of the web is getting skrrt skrrt'd like it’s a 2008 Honda Civic! 🚗💨* Imagine waking up, minding your own business, and then *BOOM* 💥—your favorite websites are down for longer than that time you tried to convince your grandma to switch to TikTok! 🤡💀 I’m talking about X (aka Twitter, aka that dumpster fire), ChatGPT (had to consult my therapist after that), Spotify (how am I supposed to drown my sorrows, Cloudflare?!), and Canva (sorry, but my memes aren’t gonna make themselves!). *“It’s not a matter of if there will be an outage, but when,”* said some tech genius and all-around vibe killer, Mehdi Daoudi 🥱. Also, *this is fine* as we place all our eggs in one giant basket 🥚🧺—what could possibly go wrong? 🤔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "When I coded this, I thought, ‘How hard could it be?’ Now I see we’re all just playing Russian roulette with the internet! 🎰" But guess what? Next week, I predict *Web 3.0* is gonna piece out and we'll all be BBQ'ing our digital assets at a seance for the lost data 🥴🔥. Ready your memes, fam. *Stay chaotic* and remember: if it ain't down, it ain't fun! 🍕💀✨ #CloudflareChaos #StonksDown