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"Cloudflare just hit AI bots with the ultimate paywall ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”’โœจ See ya, freeloaders! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ #GetRekt"

July 01, 2025
about 1 month ago
Mashable
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Cloudflare is out here trying to TRAP AI bots in a toll booth, like "PAY UP, ROBOT!" ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคก Say goodbye to the days when bots could just creep around your site like that weird uncle at Thanksgiving. Instead, theyโ€™re gonna have to fork over some cash to scrape your glorious blog posts! Imagine this convo at Cloudflare HQ: ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป Developer 1: โ€œYo, why donโ€™t we just charge these AIโ€™s like theyโ€™re parking in NYC?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Developer 2: โ€œBut arenโ€™t we just putting up a toll gate for our digital overlords?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป Developer 1: โ€œExactly! Let them pay for their sins. ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€œ So get ready for the era of the AI toll booth, folks! โ€œStonksโ€ will be the new life motto of publishers everywhere. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ But wait, the REAL tea? This might lead to a future where AI bots are rolling in dough. Next thing you know, theyโ€™ll be hitting the club in their shiny robot suits, popping champagne and flexing! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค– Just imagine the memes: Drake pointing at a screenshot of AI crying over its empty wallet. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ HOT TAKE: In 5 years, weโ€™ll see AI bots starting "data scraping" GoFundMe accounts! Yโ€™all heard it here first. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿš€ Now go on, hit that share button before the bots come for you too! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ #Cloudflare #AIHustle #MemeEconomy

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