🚨👀 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🚀 💻 You heard it here first: Cloudflare just dropped a new Email Sending feature like it’s HOT! 🔥💌 They’ve merged their Routing and Email Sending into one smorgasbord of chaos inside a private beta—because who needs sleep when you can 🥄 spoon-feed your users with emails from Cloudflare Workers? It’s like sending emails straight outta the cloud, but like, cooler. 🤖☁️ You know how developers are always crying about email delivery? Well, now they can gloat about it like meme lords! 💸 “Bro, I just sent an email straight from my Cloudflare Worker! What's your excuse?” 🤡 Lol, real talk from a *totally* reliable source: “I honestly can’t believe we’re at the point where sending emails from the cloud is considered *rad.* What’s next, zip code telekinesis?” 💀💭 But let’s be real, is this just another excuse to squeeze more money out of developers? 💰 *Based* stonks to their marketing department for this one—but #NoCap, adoption is gonna be as slow as your grandma’s WiFi. 🦖 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT! 🔥 In exactly 3.5 years, Cloudflare will collaborate with Elon on an app that sends emails telepathically! 💭🔮 #ThisIsFine