🚨🤡 HOLD UP, INTERNET! Cloudflare just launched the NET Dollar stablecoin, and I’m here for the chaos! 💸💥 Say goodbye to boring old “I’ll just PayPal you” and hello to futuristic cash that’s more stable than your love life! 😭💔 With this bad boy, you can have instant, secure transactions that scream “I’m trying to be responsible but I’m actually just vibing” for the “agentic web” – whatever that means! Is it like a Szechuan sauce for your online transactions? 🌐🍜 💭 *Imaginary Developer Chat*: Developer 1: “Hey, when can we launch NET Dollar?” Developer 2: “As soon as we teach it to pay for itself... and my therapy sessions! 😵‍💫” But seriously, Cloudflare's trying to be the hero we didn’t ask for with this bizarre cash revolution! 😤💪 Are we rewarding originality or just giving creators more cash to blow on NFTs of cats? 😹💸 🔥🔥 So here’s my hot take: NET Dollar is about to be the new meme currency—forget Dogecoin and Shiba Inu, we’re all about those Cloud Stonks! 🚀💰 I predict NET Dollar will either take off like Elon’s rocket (not that one, folks 😏) or flop harder than a crypto bro at a dinner party. Either way, it’s gonna be LIT! 🔥🔥 #NotARealDollar #CloudflareCraziness