🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare Just Copped an AI Startup Like It’s Black Friday! 💸🚀 So listen up, fam! Cloudflare just pulled a “hold my beer” move by snagging Replicate, a dope startup that turns the "AI in the wild" dream into a reality! 💻✨ Like, who needs sleep when you can deploy AI models faster than your ex can ghost you? 😱💔 According to totally legit leaked developer quotes, one dev was like: “I thought I was just coding in my mom’s basement, and now I’m part of the Cloudflare squad?” 😂💯 But let’s talk $$$. They didn’t spill the beans on the cash, but we can assume it was *ocean stonks* levels of funding. 🌊📈 They raised over $23 million, which is basically like finding out your favorite TikTok influencer is actually a billionaire. 😳💰 And honestly, this is fine 😤🔥. Because we all know Cloudflare is slow-key turning into the Thanos of the tech world, collecting all the Infinity stones—uh, I mean, AI startups. 🔥🔮 Here’s my unhinged prediction: In three months, Cloudflare is gonna drop an AI model that predicts your cringe moments before you even do them. Get ready to lose all your secrets, besties! 🤖💀 #AIIsComing #CringeAlert #CloudflareIsThanos Now go forth and meme this news! Share it like it’s hot, y’all! 💥✨✨