🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare's money machine goes Brrr!! 💸💸 🤯 Yo, listen up fam! Cloudflare just dropped their Q2 numbers and they’re THICKER than your average developer’s beard 😤. They raked in a whopping $512.3 million—like, that’s a stonk up 28% YoY! 💥💥 Investors probably screaming “let's gooo!” like Drake pointing at a cloud ☁️💰. But wait, that’s not all! They’re forecasting Q3 revenue between $543.5M to $544.5M—so basically, they’re dragging 2023's cha-ching like it’s a high school crush 🤭. Analysts over at Cringe Corp were like “we ESTIMATED $538.6M, but who are we? 🤡”. And hold up, here’s what one “leaked” dev said behind an AWS dumpster: “Honestly, we just added a bunch of cat memes to our servers, and the investors went wild! 🐱💻 #CodeAndCats.” 💀💀 Hot take: Cloudflare is about to become the next cool kid on the block while Amazon is still trying to figure out who put the “F” in "cloud”! Mark my words, in 5 years, we’ll be fetching our cloud data from the moon 🌕. Man, it's gonna be lit! 🔥🔥 #ThisIsFine #Seethe #BigBrainMoves