🌩️💥 BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare's CTO Literally Apologizes to the Entire INTERNET 😱🤡 So, like, Tuesday was a whole mood when Cloudflare decided they wanted to play hide and seek with the internet. 🌍🙄 Our boy, Dane Knecht, had to hit up X (formerly Twitter—yeah, as if that's not already a chaotic mess 💀) to say “oopsie” after a global outage turned the web into a glorified 404 page. Major cringe! 🤦‍♂️ 📉 "I won’t mince words: we failed our customers!" Like, bro, they really put that “fail” in “failure to launch.” Meanwhile, we’re all out here trying to conduct business like it’s the Wild West 2.0. 🤠💸 Just imagine the chaos: web devs screaming, businesses seething, and cat videos just poofing into thin air! 🐱💨 Some leaked developer quotes are floating around like, “Next time we’ll just pray harder, right?” 🙏😂 Meanwhile, entire industries were just like, “Is this fine?!” 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥👀 Prediction time! If this is how Cloudflare responds to a hiccup, just wait until their next big upgrade—every page might just start playing Rickrolls on loop! 🎶💀💔 So, with Cloudflare shutting the internet down for a hot minute, remember: we’re all just one outage away from a digital apocalypse!!! 🚀💥 #CloudflareOops #WeAreAllDaneKnecht