💥🚨 Y’all, come get your popcorn 🍿 'cause it’s time for a tech showdown! 👀 Cloudflare’s big boss, Matthew Prince, is on a mission straight outta a sci-fi flick! 🤖 He’s basically saying, “Yo UK regulators, unbundle Google’s search and AI crawlers before they steal your lunch money!” 💰💀 I mean, can you blame him? Google’s out here *dominating* like it’s the final boss level in a video game and Matt’s just trying to give everyone a fighting chance. 🕹️💪 Stonks are going up for anyone who can challenge the *behemoth* that is the search engine overlord! 📈✨ In a leaked developer meeting — probably over a Zoom call where someone forgot to mute 🥴 — one dev was like, “Bro, Google is basically that friend who hogs all the controllers and won't let anyone else play!” 😂🔥 But fr fr, what’s next? Are we gonna have to gather the Avengers to take down the Google Thanos? 🤯 Like, imagine if they just went full Skynet on us while we're still struggling with our WiFi passwords! Prediction time: If this unbundling goes through, Google’s gonna start offering a subscription plan for search results called "Google Premium: Now with 20% More Privacy!" 🚀🚨💣 #BigBrainMoves #ThisIsFine