🚨 BREAKING: Cloudflare CEO reveals that an army of squirrels with Wi-Fi access caused a global outage on November 18th! 🐿️➡️🌐💥 Just picture this: you’re trying to tweet your hot takes on X (the site formerly known as Twitter, because branding is hard, ya feel?) but BOOM! 😱 The entire internet is now a "404 Not Found" wasteland! 🙃 According to the Cloudflare big brain, a "misconfigured service" (let’s just dub that “the IT nerds were sleep-deprived” 🤡💩) sent the servers into a tailspin higher than Elon’s Dogecoin rollercoaster. Even ChatGPT was like, “Sorry, can’t help you, fam 😅.” “It's like trying to charge your phone with a potato,” said an anonymous developer who totally exists. “I didn’t choose the tech life; the tech life chose me... but my laptop definitely chose coffee over me today.” ☕️💀 💸Meanwhile, companies are seething harder than your grandparents at a TikTok dance party. And in the midst of it all, everyone’s just here like: “This is fine.” 🔥HOT TAKE: Brace yourselves; the next outage will happen when 5G-enabled cats attempt to take over the internet. 🐱💥 Stonks rising! 🚀💰 Share this chaos like it's the last slice of pizza! 🍕