🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Chatbots are the new Black Mirror episode we didn’t ask for! 🤖🔥 So, Cloudflare's big cheese, Matthew Prince, just dropped some galactic-level tea 🍵 on why your favorite publisher is crying in a digital corner. Apparently, NO ONE is checking those AI chatbot source links! It’s like serving a five-course meal 🍽️ and everyone just nosedives into the dessert like "who needs the salad?!" 🥗💨 Listen to this ROI nightmare: Remember the good ol’ Google era? You’d get one visitor for every TWO pages crawled! Nowadays, it’s more like one for every EIGHTEEN. Bro, that's worse than a no-show at a Tinder date! 🤡🔥 “Hey, where's my traffic?” 📉 – *Publishers staring blankly in existential dread.* Prince even hit us with a doozy: OpenAI is sending traffic like it’s on a diet—one visitor for every 1,500 pages! 😱 Meanwhile, Anthropic is like, “Who needs clicks? I’m sending just ONE for every 60,000!” What is this, a punishment? 😂 Leaked Dev Quote: “Forget backlinks, let’s just bake some cookies and pray for users!” 🍪🧙‍♂️ So the meme of the week: **This is fine**. 🔥💀 Hot Take: Brace yourselves—soon, we’ll have AI in control, full Skynet mode, demanding royalties while we rely on them for mere existence! 🚀💰 #StonksOrPanic?