🚨JUST IN: Cloudflare is about to drop their new stablecoin, the NET Dollar!💸💸 You heard it right, folks! They want to be the financial superhero of the "agentic web" (which sounds like a fancy way to say "crazy AI party"). 😵‍💫💻 So here’s the tea ☕: it’s basically a dollar but make it *digital*. Think of it like the Ice Cream Cone of cryptocurrencies—always there but mostly unnecessary 🍦. The world was like “Hey, we need a DOLLAR...” and Cloudflare was like, “Bet, but it’s got to be NET.” *Insert meme of Drake approving dollar signs* 💰😎 Meanwhile, I can imagine Cloudflare devs in their Zoom meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So what’s holding up our launch?” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “Honestly? I’m just trying to figure out the paperwork while my cat practices yoga.” 🐱🧘‍♂️ 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “We’re gonna crush those microtransactions, fam! Stonks! 📈” If you thought crypto was chill, just wait until they try trading these dollar feelings over AI cat memes. 🙃 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, we’ll ALL be paying for our avocado toast in NET Dollars while arguing about the ethics of AI coffee recommendations! It’s gonna be WILD, y’all. 💥💥 #CryptoLOL #AgenticWebOrNah