🌌💥 BREAKING NEWS: Cloudera just dropped their EVOLVE25 bombshell, and it's more lit than your last attempt at a TikTok dance! 🎉🚀 👀 Peep this: enterprises are swiping right on DATA and AI like it’s Tinder and they’re swiping on every nerd wearing glasses! 📈👓💔 **“We’re past the phase of ‘let’s throw spaghetti at the wall’,”** says a *totally* real developer (not at all named Chad). “Now it’s all about hybrid cloud mega-architectures that make you feel like Tony Stark!” 🤖🔥 So what can you expect? Secure AI operationalization (whatever that means) and a whole lot of *brain-melting* insights! 🧠 *Drake meme* "This is fine" because everyone is still pretending they understand hybrid cloud tech. 💰 Stonks are gonna go BERSERK, no cap! Cloudera flexing like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party... and everyone’s in a frenzy! 🍕🙌 But wait, there’s more! Some tech oracle 🦉 just dropped this spicy overheard: **“We’re legally required to say the word ‘synergy’ at least 15 times.”** 🤡💀 🔮 Hot take: in 2030, AI will have a better understanding of your anxiety than your therapist! Don’t @ me! Share this chaos! 🤯💣