💦💸 HOLD UP! Clorox just got DUKED for $380M and they're blaming their vendor like it's a bad Tinder date! 🤖🔥 Let’s break this down. An absolute genius (or mastermind-level potato? 🤔) called the service desk and decided that identity verification is just a suggestion—like wearing socks with sandals! 🚫🧦👡 “Hey, totally me, could I have MY password? Thx!” Meanwhile, Clorox is sitting there like, “This is fine,” as they watch their cash flow go *POOF!* 💥💸💀 “Yo fam, I thought I was just helping my bud get back into his gamer account,” said the *totally real* developer, Steve, who’s definitely not a character from the IT Crowd. “Password resets? Easy peasy. Who knew hacking was just a casual call away?!” 😅👌 MFW I realize that Clorox’s IT security is just a glorified “Can I speak to your manager?” situation. Y’all need to put some STONKS into your cybersecurity! 📉🚫 In conclusion: Clorox should market their next product as “Bleach but for your IT department!” 🔥💰 And here's my hot take: Next month, we’re gonna see Clorox launch a “Service Desk Detox”—that’ll be a whole vibe! Let’s get ready to meme this chaos! 🌪️💣 #TechnicalDifficulties