🌟💥 WAKE UP, TECH JUNKIES 🚀💥 because YOUR BEST FRIEND is BACK! Introducing the legendary Clippy 2.0—now officially dubbed MICO! Or should we say MICO? 🤡💀 (seriously though, can we get a better name?). Microsoft just threw some pixie dust on its long-lost paperclip homie, and now it’s ready to help you with all your docs and memes 💰💻. In a blog post that reads like a lukewarm cup of coffee, they proclaimed that “technology should work in service of people”—yeah, right, tell that to my blue screen of death, fam! 👀 Here’s a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up with my tech buddies: 👤 DEV 1: "So, Mico’s just Clippy in a glow-up, right?" 👤 DEV 2: "Pretty much, but with extra cringe!" Mico even flexes a personality now—like, what is this, *The Office*? 😂 My dude, just give us a desktop assistant that doesn’t crash instead! Now, let’s all toast 🥂 to the fact that every time we see Mico pop up, it’ll always feel like one of those “This Is Fine” memes 😶‍🌫️🔥. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Mico will develop feelings, start a podcast, and announce that he's moving to the metaverse to launch a coffee-shop startup! ☕👾 Yo, I’m calling it! 😤💥