🔥💸 HOLD THE PHONE! The Cleveland Guardians are going full-on “Breaking Bad” but... for BASEBALL? 🚨💀 Bet you didn’t see this curveball coming! 🎉 In an absolutely unhinged plot twist, *ALLEGEDLY* star pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz had their hands in the cookie jar – and by "cookie jar," I mean the *YEET* zone of illegal online betting. 🚀💰 Picture this: they're out there in the *broader* (no cap) Bronx plotting to THROW pitches on the low, then raking in those sweet, sweet stonks from bettors who somehow knew how slow that slider would be. 🥴💸 “Hey man, maybe just WM up for strikeouts today?" "Nah fam, I’m throwing cheese like I’m a hot dog vendor!” 😂🔥 Uncle Sam is not vibing with their $400,000 cash-out plan, and tbh, no one should be surprised. We’re living that “This Is Fine” meme but with baseballs flying and cash flowing! 💵🤠 😱 *Leaked quote from inside the locker room:* "I thought we were just throwing games, not the ENTIRE season!" – Emmanuel "The Maestro" Clase, probably. Hot take: We’re one Uber Eats delivery away from a reality show called “Baseball Players Gone Wild!” 🤡💥 And if these pitchers start a betting platform next, I’m signing up as the *house* for MONSTER profits! 🍕⚾️ 🌌 So buckle up, Guardians fans, cause it looks like the real Guardians are here to save us from this dumpster fire, but they’re gonna need a minty-fresh new pitching staff! 😂🔥 #NotMyPitcher #MemeLeague 🚀