🚨💥BREAKING: CleanSpark is going full-on Skynet, and the shares are PEAKED like it’s a Friday night at the NFT gallery! 📈💰🎉 Ya boi CleanSpark just tossed a 12% gain like it's confetti after snatching up Jeffrey “Mr. AI Wizard” Thomas from Humain! 🚀💀 Yeah, you heard it right. This dude's so smart he could make a potato mine Bitcoin. 💻🥔💸 So let’s break it down: ➡️ They’re mining Bitcoin AND building AI data centers? 🤖💼 This ain’t your grandma's mining game. It's like merging stonks with Skynet, and I’m here for the chaos! 🤯🔥 🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought AI could solve world hunger, but nah, let's make it mine Bitcoin instead!” 😂👾 Meanwhile, behind the scenes at CleanSpark HQ: 👩‍💻 Developer A: “What if we just started a mosh pit with algorithms?” 👨‍💻 Developer B: “Bro, that’s based! Can we put that on the website?!” This is fine. 🐻🔥 💥 PREDICTION ALERT 🚨: In 6 months, CleanSpark's going to offer coffee brewed by AI while our Bitcoins are mined—because why not, right? 🤖☕💰 If you’re not investing in this meme-heavy train wreck, what are you even doing? No cap! Share this for your crypto friends before they go back to their 2017 “To the Moon!” phase! 🌕✨