🚨👁️‍🗨️✨ BREAKING NEWS: Your AirPods are basically a science experiment, and you’re the mad scientist! 🧪💀 No cap, if you haven't cleaned those bad boys in a hot minute, you're basically auditioning for the next horror movie titled *AirPods: The Infection* 🎬👻 Did you know that your precious ear gems are COLLECTING more germs than a high school science lab?! 🤢💩 Yeah, you heard me right! If you don’t wanna catch something worse than a bad vibe remix, it’s time to break out the disinfectant like a true ear cleanliness warrior! 💥🦠 👀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "I told my girlfriend to clean her AirPods... now she keeps saying 'this is fine' while I’m over here seething because her music sounds like a dumpster fire!" 🔥🚮 📈 How many times do I gotta tell you folks? Cleaning your AirPods isn't a *maybe*—it’s a *STONKS* level investment for your cochlea! 📅👂 Your ears deserve better than yesterday’s leftover nacho cheese! 🧀😱 If you still think that “a little gunk never hurt nobody,” get ready for your next jam session to sound like the *cursed* version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 😂🎤 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, companies will release *self-cleaning AirPods™*—or they'll just make them more expensive and call it an upgrade. Stay tuned because the future is already sus! 🚀🤖 Let’s clean those pods or let the vibes die!💔✨✨